An Insomniac's Thoughts: Pizza Rolls and YouTube

Well, its not quite midnight, and yet I am going to post an Insomniac's Thoughts while I have the coherency and eloquence less afforded me during the later hours.

I'm sitting in my temporary home (my camper) eating cheese pizza rolls and watching YouTube, waiting for the morning to arrive so I can get my ass up and head on back to the West Side of Iowa. I have about a two and a half hour drive in the morning to to other side of the state, sort of, and I am not looking forward to it one bit. I am quite grumpy about it actually. In fact, I dare say this sucks and I don't wanna go back to that shit hole.

Well, I suppose at least as the night goes, its not bad. The pizza rolls are damn good, and as always YouTube has provided me with so much shit to watch, statistically, (hell, realistically) speaking there is no way for m to watch it all. There are 5 billion videos watched every fing day..... Here's a thought experiment. Starting at one... Count to one... Now... DO THAT 5 fing BILLION MORE TIMES...

Astronomical amounts of data pushed across the globe to arrive *most of the damn time,,, almost instantaneously. And I know I sound like a commercial, but its just cause that shit is free!!!  And I have no life, so I am here, talking about an fing internet site... for free... (You hear that YouTube? I just plugged your site, not if you could push out an ad for me to the front of those 5 billion videos being watched... We will call it even trade.)

And the pizza rolls?... I think they were good. I dropped two and inhaled the rest. But I recall having them once before at a slower pace and they were awesome.... with ranch...